Carson Wood is a man's man in the same way Leo DiCaprio is a white collar criminal in the 2013 critically acclaimed film The Wolf of Wall Street directed by Martin Scorsese. He is a man of action in the same way. In order to fully understand the magnitude of his man-of-action-ness, please watch The Wolf of Wall Street and note how Leo DiCaprio is definitely a white collar criminal.

Carson has been my friend for 3+ years, but once he realizes that there are plenty more affluent people to hang around with he will see that he respects himself too much to continue being my friend.

Yall bitches better be thankful he didn't get to 0 for 10 or there would've been blood to pay

He's 1 for 10

"did U know that Carsoln Wod is only NINETTTEEENN " is my favorite anecdotal fun fact to share at parties. As remarkable as that is, people almost never continue the conversation. I assume it makes them realize how boring and pointless their lives are and they enter a small crisis, which would make sense cause that was my reaction to learning this cool tidbit.

But he is NOT fat and he is NOT a neckbeard. He is severely underweight and he can't grow facial hair.

He doesn't watch anime, either, if that matters.